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this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
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heartaches: how to leave footprints on my heart
1. Take me to a place where the stars never run out. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t miss a night without looking up at the sky. Bring with you two cans of Coca-cola and a book. Read to me, until I fall asleep.
2. Buy another copy of my favorite book and make black-out poetry out of it. I…
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villains are so polite, asking permission.
it’s because
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I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.
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I feel numb and dumb, and unable to lay hands on any words.
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so i was in class looking at my nails.....
so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
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hehehe breakfast club
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this is so accurate… perfect way to put it. when people ask ‘how can i help’ you dont know because you dont know whats wrong
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i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school
- what
- wait what
- what do we do
- i have to pee
- when does this class end
- whens lunch
- what
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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