June 2012
the third sex →
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getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
and then you’re all “well, *I* thought it was funny.”
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idk why people assume youre jealous of everything... →
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i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies.
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Turn that frown upside down →
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I’m crossing over to the darkside
Why should I waste money lighting the whole store?
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People who pour milk into the bowl before they... →
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me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
Someone: "YOLO" →
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Every time I finish a book, →
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I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
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Teenagers: the most misunderstood people on earth.... →
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when you smell someone's fart... →
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When my mum wants to know who ate all the food →
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When my friends say "I remember you liked...." →
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I’m like
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